Prodigy is a Moron

Found this amusing blog about Prodigy thought i'd share it


Aside from the usual banning of retards, I mostly just report the news here on Defsounds...I might comment here and there but not too often--so I decided to post one blog a day with my latest thoughts on our favorite past time..Hip Hop. I mean..if Prodigy can blog ...why the hell can't I?

Speaking of Prodigy, does anyone have any respect for this guy anymore? better yet does anyone care about what he has to say? Now don't get me wrong, I'm a big Mobb Deep fan, Shook Ones part 2, Get Away, Burn, etc, they have some great work but Prodigy is a fucking moron.

So here's my top 10 Reasons why Prodigy should shut the fuck up.

10. It's 2008...the last time you were semi relevant and had some heat was in 2004 with Amerikaz Nightmare. You said rapping isn't for everyone...well lil fella, rapping isn't a lifetime career either.

9. You're just not hot without Havoc...Alchemist is cool and you put out some semi-ok work with him, but stick to the winning formula..you're awful solo.

8. You thought putting out an album in bagillion languages would be cutting edge enough to get sales. I took a chance and listened to the Spanish version of HNIC2, when I was done I called cablevision up and had them remove telemundo from my lineup--thanks to you I now hate Spanish people.

7. You named Lupe Fiasco and Saigon amongst your list of wack rappers. Now I'm not the biggest fan of either of those rappers, but they're skills on the mic are blatant. There's a difference between having an opinion and just talking shit.

6. You let a muscly midget perform on stage with you then proceed to punch you and run out the club unharmed. You can't keep claiming you're a gangsta after that. Saigon got a clean shot on you and you're still talking shit.

5. You have a blog. Gangsta's don't keep blogs...You're gonna update your blog from prison...with what?..WTF would be so interesting happening in prison that you have to inform your 2 fans? Havoc and Alchemist have better things to do than to read how Charlie from Cellblock F almost dropped the soap.

4. You type in all caps and use alot of exclamation points like you're really excited to be on the computer. You're a grown ass man, only teenage emo girls on myspace type in all caps. THIS AINT GANGSTA!!!!

3. Seriously, I can't get over this typing in all caps thing--it's like he doesn't know you can turn off capslock, check out this amazing excerpt from his latest blog entry.

ANYBODY THAT GOT SOMETHING AGAINST KEEPING A BLOG, YOU SHOULD STAY FARRRRRR AWAY FROM THE FOOL AND NEVER TRUST EM’. A BLOG IS NOT FOR EVERYBODY, JUST LIKE RAP MUSIC ISN’T FOR EVERYBODY. A BLOG IS INTERNET SLANG FOR A LOG AND IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT A LOG IS—IT’S WHAT BOAT CAPTAINS WRITE AND KEEP IN ORDER TO DOCUMENT THE DAYS OF LONG VOYAGES AND TRAVELS...IT’S LIKE A DIARY.

SO FOR A YOUNG, VETERAN, HARDCORE RAPPER LIKE MYSELF, THAT’S BEEN IN THE GAME FOR OVER 16 YEARS TO KEEP A BLOG ON MY OWN WEBSITE MIND YOU, IS GROUND BREAKING AND VERY INTERESTING. AND WHOEVER TELLS YOU THEY DON’T DO THE BLOG THING, THEN THAT’S THEIR CHOICE...BUT IT’S THE CHOICE OF A DINOSAUR WHO HAS LITTLE TO NO PLACE WITH THE COMPUTER TECHNOLOGICAL FUTURE.

EITHER THAT OR THEY JUST MAD THAT THEY’RE NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH TO HAVE A BLOG THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO READ

It's like he literally just discovered the wonders of the internets and all of the sudden he's an expert.

#2. You say you don't wear jewelry anymore cause everyone's doing it when in actuality you don't wear jewelry cause your ass keeps getting stuck up for it.

#1. YOU WAS A BALLERINA I GOT THE PICTURES I SEEN YA!