Wednesday, 29 October 2008
It's time to stop jockin Jay-Z!!
Jay-Z ...
Guardian Article
Alan Yentob's Imagine examination of his phenomenon was unrestrained.
In the opening 30 seconds of Alan Yentob's Imagine examination of the Jay-Z phenomenon, the rap mega-mogul informs a concert crowd that, "I'm pretty fucking awesome." Had Yentob then interjected with a heartfelt agreement, or held up a big banner saying, "Yes, Jay-Z, you really, really are", then he would have saved us all a lot of time indeed.
Imagine is a programme that appreciates modern cultural phenomena, so it's understandable that there is a certain amount of, well, appreciating being done. But you can love your subject too much - and Yentob's utterly head over heels. The idea that Jay-Z is "the best in the business" is open to debate, but the assertion that Reasonable Doubt is "recognised as one of the greatest hip-hop albums ever" is straight-up bull fritters.
Apart from a pointless segment in which Yentob and Z stroll around the Serpentine Gallery together - the rapper at one point revealing his ownership of an original "Damon Hirst" - there's a whiff of restricted access about the whole venture. Indeed, in what should have been the most affecting sequence of the whole programme, in which Yentob is driven around the Marcy housing projects where the rapper grew up, Z can't actually be bothered to show up to give the guided tour and sends an underling instead. Which is factually fine, but it would have had more of an impact if it had come from the horse's mouth, not the horse's mate.
More worryingly, there's the distinct feeling that the rapper had some input in what got discussed and what got ixnayed. His youth is touched upon with alarming brevity, and we get to hear nothing about his formative years spent as a drug dealer; years which, one would argue, are pretty flaming important in the story of his life. Even more shamefully, there's next to no mention made of the 1999 incident in which Z stabbed record company executive Lance "Un" Rivera, beyond an unforgiveably trite observation that the incident made Z realise it was time to sort his life out. Rivera would doubtless be heart-warmed by his role in this Damascene moment.
Still, what we are treated to is interminable gushing guff from both the rapper and his producer about how he treats his voice as an instrument, about the way in which Z uses vowel sounds to function like musical notes; who knew that the words of such hits as 99 Problems, Girls, Girls, Girls and Big Pimpin' had such craft? Even worse, P Diddy is allowed to talk earnestly about how the pair of them are picking up the baton from originators like Afrika Bambaataa, a statement which, at least in the case of the man saying it, should be accompanied by a laughter track.
The best stuff comes when Yentob sits Z on a chair and gets him talking about things like writing rhymes too small to read in case somebody stole them. For the most part, though, he just seems distracted, Yentob's presence a minor irritation. Which, when you're Jay-Z and you've got bigger fish to fry, it probably was.
• Imagine, Tue 28, 10.35pm, BBC1
Sunday, 26 October 2008
BET Ciphers 2008
Round 1: Hurricane Chris, Knaan, Bun B & Q-Tip
Round 2: Willy Northpole, Hime, Blaq Poet & Cory Gunz
Round 3: Ace Hood, Juelz, Fabolous & Jadakiss
so here's the ciphers from the BET awards this year. Bit of a weird mix of emcees but it's still dope. Corey Gunz was a beast as usual but this year Jadakiss took it hands down with Fab coming a close second. Hurricane Chris was terrible Bun B looked like the only one who was really going off the dome as he makes a few mistakes but it's still decent
favourite punchline: cause everybody coming in the year is failing ask why and they just play Sarah Palin - Fabolous
The Money and The Power
here's a trailer for 50 Cent's new reality show. Ah well guess when you can't sell anymore G Unit albums you have to find something else
Sunday, 19 October 2008
Hopkins beats Pavlik in 12th round decision
damn son my man Bernard came out swinging from the get-go. Mad props to Freeway for coming down to the ring with him aswell that was big. Pavlik got his arse handed to him not quite sure what went wrong with him. I dunno maybe he just underestimated how hard and quick Bernard can still hit at 43 but whatever it was he never got in the fight and there were quite a few occasions were i thought Hopkins might knock him out.
it was about 5am went the fight finally came on but to be honest by that stage I was too amped to sleep anyway. Big win for Hopkins can't wait for Calzage v Roy Jones Jr in Nov it's gonna be sick!!
Saturday, 18 October 2008
MOBO's is a pile of shit!!!
so it's 12:55am and just under 2 hours till the benard hopkins fight and im watching the crock of shit that is the 2008 MOBO awards. I could go real deep on how bad this shit is but quite frankly im too buzzin yet somehow i still felt the need to explain to anyone who was fortunate enough not to see it how fuckin dull it was. Just a few things i want to get off my chest
1. When i saw Mel B in that tight pink shit see was wearing the expression you can't polish a turd came to mind
2. I really hate Estelle
3. Sugababes are the most average bitches i ever saw hold a mic
4. It's like they couldn't book enough artists to fill out the show Sugababes performed twice and so did John Legend what the fuck?
5. The bitch from the Supremes gettin dragged onto the stage to perform stop in the name of love to love with the Sugababes was so bad words can't describe it
6. Craig David's rap was cringe worthy
7. Jay Sean announcing he's signed to Cash Money Records. Do they know what they have got themselves in for he can't sell records in this country let alone anywhere else.
8. Mary Wilson dat was the bitch's name.
9. Noel Clark being hailed as some influential director was a terrible slur on anyone who can actually write a proper script.
fuck it dats all i can manage for now. it's 1:20 now. Hopkins fight not long from arrival stay strong man for god's sake.
I'm just astonished that the MOBO's can get worse each year but somehow they manage to do it.
just watch this clip of Craig David trying to rap and tell me im wrong
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
Sunday, 5 October 2008
We gettin Arab money!! lol
Tim Westwood and Busta crack me up in this clip. Busta shows Tim the "Arab Money" dance funny shit
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